• Omg I was picking up dinner and seeing the Gotham FC match come in through my sports app. Two goals for Gotham within 11 minutes?? Hell yes

  • Wahhhh. Headache

  • I want to see Wiley coyote versus Acme in theaters with Adit

  • Giving into the adult urge to eat an entire bag of sour gummy bears and then feeling like death afterwards

  • The adult fear of pooping your pants when you have a 41 minute drive home

  • Ahhhh I have a first date on Thursday!!! First in a while. So nervous. I’m so broke. But she’s a cutie and has two cutie pie dogs

  • Found this at the local dollar store. Really hit the spot

    Blue raspberry ICEE Slush drink pouch, 6 fl oz, featuring the polar bear mascot surfing on ice while holding an ICEE cup. Snowflake pattern on blue background.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
  • Signed up for a 5K on Sunday!!! I’m gonna die

  • Happy birthday weed. Here in my 30s you make my sitting down heart rate elevate far too much so we’re not friends so much anymore.

  • Hooray I successfully called the IRS, wasn’t on hold at all, and got their fax to my free Internet fax number.

  • Go to sleep or eat snack????

  • Hey if a person hides their politics on their dating profile that can only mean one thing….. right??

  • Doing slides for the first time at my UU service this morning!

  • Was at Dollar Tree yesterday and they didn’t have graham crackers???

  • Recent food I disliked: Olives by themselves Vegan cheese Super bitter Negroni/IPA Foaming sour warheads (inside the hard candy part tastes like bitter poison like how I imagine a cyanide pill tastes before you die) The Complete Cookie (gross) Some Walden Farms zero calorie salad dressings (yuck)

  • I keep searching for Focus Friend by typing, “bean” and am sad when it doesn’t show up

  • I need a body double buddy for cleaning. Who can also chit chat while they do their thing

  • okay ugh dead simple taxes done

  • Pssstttt NJ people

    Here’s my very part time job: www.instagram.com/mesh.mont…

    doing comms, photos, and social media for them

    (If you want please like and comment on the last four posts and going forward, it’d help me out)

  • stop using apostrophe-S for plurals!!! CD’s is only either talking about something the CD has or making it a contraction!!

    “The CD’s case is broken.” ✅ “Miguel bought too many CDs today.” ✅ “That CD’s been on the fritz lately.” ✅ “We sell CD’s.” ❌

  • Being on dating apps again feels bad

  • The keyboardist in my favorite band owns a board game cafe.

    I’m nervous to go there cause I’ll fan girl too much and wear my band merch and embarrass myself

  • Love when Amtrak is an hour late

  • I took a cleaning wipe and a sponge to my steering wheel and boy there’s a lot of gross Miguel gunk all over

  • I think I’ve looked through all the liberal childfree women on Hinge within a 31 mile/65 km radius already. Hope someone matches me back! Many of them have cute doggies!!

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